The parts of the body had a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn to say their peace.
The Brain said, “I should be in charge because I run all body functions.”
The Blood spoke up “I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the body.”
The Stomach rebuttled “I should be in charge because I process food for the body”
The Legs spoke up together “We should be in charge becausew e take the body where it wants to go.”
Eyes blinked and said, “we should be in charge because we let the body see where it’s going.”
Asshole muttered “I should be in charge because I get rid of all of the waste.”
All the other body parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his points, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 ….. Brain received a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 ….. Stomach was bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 ….. Legs became cramped and shaky
Day 4 ….. Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 ….. Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 ….. The other body parts agreed to let the asshole be in charge
MORAL OF THE STORY
No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will soon come to the realization that there’s an asshole in charge of it all.